The Secret 7000 - Internet for your face

The Secret 7000 are primarily a video producing group. Here, on this page, we present to you some of our finer works. We also do a lot of other videos which are either too short to be called a full production or were made for lesser purposes. They have their own page - click here for the mini vids!

Some of work is also available on popular video sharing websites Youtube and Stage6. Either visit our profiles for these sites (links directly below) or choose the link from the respective video.

The Secret 7000 on YouTube
The Secret 7000 on Stage6

Download will download a WMV version to your computer. YouTube will view the low quality but fast-downloading Youtube version. Stage6 will view the very high quality DivX version on Stage6, which can also be downloaded from Stage6 itself.

The Forest II is a sequel to our film The Forest. Mike and Liam must once again enter The Forest and battle The Simons to retrieve beer.

More about The Forest II

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The Forest

Inquisitor Liam finds an unlikely source of inspiration for a Big Art Attack. Fish Wizard and Dr. Wombat help him out, and Master Mike makes an appearance as an iconic childhood hero.

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The thought of a night without drink drives Liam and Mike to take a shortcut through The Forest. The two possible outcomes - Death, or beer.

More about The Forest

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The Forest

The 2004 Off-Road Boxmobiles semi-finals hots up. Racers pilot flying cardboard boxes to victory or disaster. Who will be the winner?

More about Boxmobiles

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A wildlife documentary exploring the secret lives of discarded inanimate objects. This week, we have a look at Polytherias Scruncherai - one of the more common varieties of water-dwelling carrier bags.

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Walking with Inanimate Objects

Liam and John set off into the darkness of Cotton Dell to try and reach Mike's house. No-one got there, but a horrific monster hides in the undergrowth, waiting to strike unfortunate travellers who stumble into in its lair.

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This nice little martial arts vid combines the music from the famous Bruce Lee film "Enter The Dragon" with the slick sandwich-making skills of Fish Wizard and Inquisitor Liam.

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Enter The Sandwich

Timmy's stuck down the toilet! His last hope - Wonderdog! Also, what's the number for Hot Socks? And where will we find dinner at this time of night?

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In a (very) early public interaction experiment, DoDo, Fish and Wombat descend upon Birmingham, England, with as much reckless abandon as they could muster at the time.

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Stunt Day 2003